she sounds so innocent because she is the most perfect person in the word and omg??? im inlove with her :)
gi : hi
me : why does my gf sound so innocent FKHASJKFHASJFHAKFHAMARRYME?
by personallyidk October 04, 2022
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Innocent Bribe

a innocent bribe is when you are innocent of a crime but you look really guilty. too much falsified evidence against you or powerful people accusing you. where its no way out and you will be find guilty no matter what. so you offer the police an innocent bribe telling them to take a bribe because you are innocent and its no way to beat this case. and it really comes down to your character how you live your life and what you did with it. to see if they trust you. you may even have a track record of previous crimes that people frame you for, and thought you would win because you was innocent and got found guilty for everything. it could of been multiple crimes that are similar to make you look guilty too. so this will be your only way out.
look mr/mrs officer i am innocent of these crimes but its no way to win this case. so take this innocent bribe so i can be free. you could even monitor secretly and see i dont do no other crimes and even the people who accuse me unless they are wolves/wolf in sheep clothing. you wont ever see the real them then.
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Innocent jerk

Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.
She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.
by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015
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Innocence Shield

The act of preventing your innocent friend/relative from learning the dirtier parts of the world.
Person 1: Look! It says 69!

Person 2: w h at

Person 3: ACTIVATE THE INNOCENCE SHIELD
Person 2: Oh ok
by FailedLab February 18, 2018
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innocent virgin clits

a group with a large amount of virgins that are not innocent, the innocent part is ironic.
person A: hey did you see those innocent virgin clits?
person B: I don't get the name
person A: they're all virgins but they aren't innocent, that part is ironic
by Dumbassbitchhh November 15, 2020
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This kind of innocence is when someone, generally of a younger age or uneducated, is not aware of jokes and references of historical events, and/or is surprised when they find out about it.

This can also be used to define someone that jokes about tragic historical events and/or support these "ideologies" without really knowing what they are about.
py: yo sav check this sus shit out

*shows sav a roblox group that fetishises the a*yan race*
sav: i don't understand
laz: yoooo what the fuck
py: sav, do not lose your intellectual historical innocence
laz: for your own good
sav: uhh what
by KLSFLW March 05, 2024
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innocent people

I understand that you may believe there is no such thing as completely innocent people. However, there are instances where individuals harm others who have done nothing wrong to them, such as suicide bombers who target and kill innocent people, or school shooters who harm innocent children and teenagers without any justification. While there may be reasons behind their actions, it is never justified to harm innocent individuals who have not caused any harm themselves
1: Wow, They really killed innocent people without a reason at all. Sad to see
by A dude that is a Dude May 24, 2024
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