infaptuated

An infatuation with one for whom an individual often faps to.

Jake's infaptuated with Kim Kardashian.

by jmanbro May 22, 2015

Infant Killer

A term used describing a person, generally a male who makes a habit of going after younger girls, especially in his teenage years
Of Caribbean and West Indian Influence, originating specifically from the Cayman Islands

"Ricky you need to stop dating 14 year old girls you are a real infant killer"

"I would date her but I don't want to be an infant killer"

by KYSeaman345 April 19, 2018

infecto

A person suspected of being infected with an airborne respiratory virus such as COVID-19.

During the COVID-19 pandemic, everyone perceives each other as being a potential infecto.

by GettingTalkedAt May 9, 2020

Homocunthropus Infectus

A male or female nymphomanic so twisted they make a game of contracting venereal diseases to pass on to others, be they male female or lower order primate. The point being the competition to infect the largest number possible in the shortest amount of time.

How to practice at being a Homocunthropus Infectus.

Esleasabeth: I just got a whole junior basketball team to my gift of scabes.
Ejockulator: That's nothing I got the whole football team with hiv and Sars.
Eseazabeth: OMG you win the great Good Googly Moogly!

by Nightstallion August 20, 2009

east infection

Phenomenon common in diversified cities where Caucasian, African-American, or any race other than the Asians become obsessively interested in Eastern asian cultures (e.g. Chinese, Japanese, Korean)
The expression of such interest is most commonly expressed as having an Asian partner (girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse), being obsessed with anime and cosplay, as well as other popular Asian medias (Kpop, Jrock, Dramas and so forth.)
Also linked with the term Yellow Fever.
Known for its parody effect for its similarity with the common vaginal skin infection: yeast infection.

Alice was so in to the popular Asian cultures, she drowns herself in anime, cosplay and even her boyfriend was asian. She obviously has the case of an east infection.

Whenever David saw a Caucasian male with an Asian female, he would say, "That guy definitely has an East infection."

by poophuman August 2, 2011

Yeti infection

A yeti infection is a sexually transmitted disease that can only be spread in a very cold climate. It is most common in the northeastern United States. Symptoms included a rash, yellow pus, and other uncomfortable issues

Ever since Julia went night skiing she has had a terrible yeti infection.

by Trains to truth February 21, 2013

Prius Infatuation

When someone is infatuated or otherwise has feelings for you because you own a Toyota Prius.

Boy- "I think you know.... I love you."

Beautiful Amazing Smiling Girl- "I love you."

Boy- "Are you sure? I mean it may just be Prius Infatuation."

by Borninechoes July 23, 2017