pissing into the wind

Undertaking a task in such a way as to make undesirable consequence to yourself likely, when avoiding those consequences would have been easily achieved by a simple change in direction or approach. (i.e., pissing down wind instead.)

Dang, Jake, you're pissing into the wind telling the boss you're too hungover to work. Just call in sick.

by Coyotlboy January 5, 2009

Pussy to the Wind

It's like the phrase "Man up" except not sexist

"Come on, don't be scared, ask him out! Pussy to the wind!"

by soraggedyann June 5, 2018

Wind Dueling

while you're eating someone else's ass you burp in their ass while they are farting. You two are dueling with your winds and it ends with either your burp going inside their ass or their fart is going inside your mouth.

I was about to beat my girlfriend in wind dueling, but I accidentally threw up in her ass and got disqualified.

by SirBobbius December 25, 2021

French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior. That resembles the smell you get downwind of a dirty French Canadian.

Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!

Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..

by RacinJason November 30, 2018

Wind shit

Another term used for farting.

"Yo the kid in the seat next to me just caught some wind shit."
"Bro you feel that wind shit yet?"

by grandmaster poo December 30, 2011

wind bomb

An exploit in Breath of the Wild in which the player enters bullet time mode trailed by two remote bombs. The farther away bomb is detonated, knocking the closer one into Link, causing him to fly away at speeds the game engine usually can’t comprehend.

A Wind bomb is very precise, it took me weeks to cry consistent at them(that is a true statement for me).

by StarPrismGaming April 4, 2021

bucket of wind

One's ability to speak for long durations.

"Sammy won't stop talking."
"Yeah, that asshole has a big bucket of wind."

People who monologue have big buckets of wind.

by Bucketofwind August 16, 2017