Person one: "Gahh, I have some serious mixed emotions..."
Person two: "How so?"
Person one: "I am bored, Cold, Sleepy, Mad, Lazy, and upset."
Person two: "How so?"
Person one: "I am bored, Cold, Sleepy, Mad, Lazy, and upset."
by TashiaLynn December 27, 2007

a miniaturized and slightly altered Jager Bomb, poured into a 3.5 oz plastic shot cup, made as a 1:1 ratio of Jager to Red Bull. first appeared in Charlottesville, VA @ Mellow Mushroom in 2004 after a long night of bourbon, Cartman imitations, and Jager/Red Bull premixed shooters
by mellow doc December 22, 2008

"You just cooked some black rock I've got some resin, so lets make some flail mix and get really stoned."
by shortness February 14, 2007

Canadian slang for masturbating when you have nothing better to do.
Also used in the Canadian Television Show Letter Kenny.
Also used in the Canadian Television Show Letter Kenny.
by Pizza Time!!! January 15, 2020

The act of covering male genitalia with Pillsbury cake batter and inserting it into a vagina (or anus) and let it cook until the cake is golden brown and fluffy.
"Hey why didn't you call me this weekend?"
"I was mixing the cake with my girlfriend."
"oh sweet man!"
"I was mixing the cake with my girlfriend."
"oh sweet man!"
by ThomasGuy December 18, 2014

When you are feeling certain well-defined emotions about something but they are contradictory and/or shouldn’t exist at the same time. Not to be confused with “I’m not sure how I feel about this” because you know exactly what you’re feeling but there’s a lot of it
Friend: Have you heard that new acoustic version of “Hey Ya!” Yet?
Me: Yeah but it it gave me Mixed Vibes man...
Me: Yeah but it it gave me Mixed Vibes man...
by SirMrDrProfessorSlicerEsq September 3, 2020

Sneaking into your Mum & Dads Alcohol cupboard and pouring an amount of each spirit into a soft drink bottle and downing it like a pro!!!!!!
by PrincessKimmie85 May 18, 2017
