The Vampire Illuminati

This is when you do "The Illuminati", but instead of just watching your cum drip out, you literally suck it out of their slit throat.

I'm thirsty, so I think I'm going to give this girl a Vampire Illuminati.

by Jedi Magknights January 17, 2005

Burrito Illuminati

When someone is in a low rank in the illuminati they are classified as being a part of the "burrito illuminati". This is totally legit.

*Insert name here* is a part of the Burrito Illuminati.

by Apetnamedsteve November 30, 2016

street illuminati

1: A global, independent political party that believes in the social revolution of one people, regardless of race, gender, age, religious preference, or place of origin.

"The Street Illuminati isn't just a group, it's an idea."

by Lunafaery92 February 7, 2018

bloody Illuminati

"Bloody illuminati" commonly referred to as "ILL" or "ILL JUICE" it is a homemade juice drink than when consumed causes mild to powerful opiate effects much like morphine or opium or oxycontin depending on how its made.
It is a home made beverage made of store bought poppy seeds and a fruit juice of your choice, mixed, shaken and filtered.(fruit punch is the most commonly used juice in which it gets the name "bloody" it gets the name "Illuminati" because its such a powerful secret.)
Popular among recovering addicts and experimenting teens.
It is illegal so I did not put the directions on how to make it on here.

1)Yo Adam lets make some ill and chill dog!
2) Hey Sarah! have you got any more ill juice left from last night?
3)does anybody know how to make a bloody illuminati?

by Adam Charles Stewart October 8, 2008

The Illuminati

When get oral sex from a girl, as you cum you slit her throat and watch your cum come out the slit in her throat.

When I get that girl alone tonight, I'm going to give her an Illuminati.

by Jedi Magknights January 17, 2005

Stoned Illuminati

Telegram Channel

Hey I got that fire exotic from Stoned Illuminati!

by ThirdEyeHoz November 9, 2023

The Illuminati

The historical group known as the Bavarian “Illuminati” was a secret society founded on May 1st, 1776, in the Electorate of Bavaria. The society had stated goals including the opposition of religious and superstitious influences on public life, and fighting abuses of state power. Alongside Freemasonry, they were later outlawed in Bavaria by edict. Since then, the term is used to reference many groups that claim either direct or indirect lineage from the original Illuminati, as well as Freemasons and other groups under that umbrella.

Read the following to the tune of the chorus of “Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran:

I know a place that’s new,

Where reptilians butt-fuck Jews,

Alex Jones is up in there too,

It’s the Illuminati,

Last night they were snorting glue,

Until their faces turned bright blue,

I think I saw David Icke up in there too,

It’s the Illuminati,

Ooieooieooieooie,

It’s the Illuminati,

Ooieooieooieooie,

It’s the Illuminati,

Ooieooieooieooie,

It’s the Illuminati,

Everyday cooking up something brand new,

And now they’re gonna target you!

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025