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hung like a Norse 

Alternative version of "hung like a horse," or to have a large penis. A reference to viking days - Norse vikings were legendary for the size of their endowment.
as she made sweet love to vladimir the viking, she remarked that he was hung like a norse
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Death caused by hanging while engaged in autoerotic asphyxiation.
David Carradine accidentally killed himself by hung fu!
hung fu by theequivocator June 11, 2009
A chode like Mystical animal living in the southen areas of japan.The hung pi likes to lick strap ons,have fetish encounters with jello,eat onions and have abortions with panda bears
the hung pi is related to the dangerous woozle
hung pi by Desilets07 April 21, 2008

Hung like a gerbil 

Someone with an extremely small penis.
Dude, is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you hung like a gerbil???

Hung like a mosquito 

Possessing a very small penis. Opposite of hung like a horse.
Check out the nude pics of Brad Pitt...he's hung like a mosquito!
Hung like a mosquito by bws55 October 2, 2007
a accient chinese term used to describe the act of not being able to shit.(constipation)
master wong tried franticly to blow out his massive shit he had worked up but it was pointless, he had hung chow.
hung chow by margie mario January 17, 2008