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rapture hatch

A hatch in the roof of a Christian's home that allows them to fly out when Jesus comes back.
"Don't let pesky roofs and ceilings keep YOU from the loving arms of the Lord! Buy a rapture hatch today!"
by CrayzeeBecky November 18, 2013
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hitchhike

to get free rides by standing next to the road and signaling drivers
by Light Joker December 6, 2005
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Hitchhiker

A hitchhiker is an individual who travels the universe without the use of a ship of their own. Popular hitchhikers are Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect. Contrary to popular belief, Zaphod Beeblebrox is not technically a hitchhiker because he owns a ship which he has stolen (see: heart of gold)

Also, it is a common misconception that a hitchhiker is someone who knows where his towel is. This fact is only true to froody (cool and together) hitchhikers, giving rise to the popular expression "that frood really knows where his towel is". Arthur Dent and Tricia McMillan are two examples of "froody" hitchhikers
The best hitchhikers have all seen the restaraunt at the end of the universe.
by Jonathan July 20, 2008
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Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

1. A first book in the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" trilogy by Douglas Adams.

2. A 1981 movie based off the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams. Directed by Alan J.W. Bell. Released in US as a collection of 6 episodes, 33 minutes each.

3. A 2005 remake of the 1981 movie that was based off the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams. Directed by Garth Jennings, rated PG. A 109 minutes film.
(first lines of "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy")
It's an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent. The second most intelligent were of course dolphins. Dolphins had long known of the impending destruction of earth and had on many occasions tried to alert mankind but their warnings were mistakenly interpreted as attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits.
by Wiedzmin July 20, 2008
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Hitchcock Shit

Noun: The act of timing when you push for a shit with the flushing from the neighboring toilet cubicles.

Taken from the film "The 39 Steps" by Alfred Hitchcock, where a gunshot is timed and disguised during the crash of a cymbal.
"Fortunately the Hitchcock Shit I just took saved me from inevitable embarrassment."
by Eamonn Deane December 14, 2006
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Just about the best book in existance!!!!
If everyone read the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, there might be world peace!
by YouTube December 14, 2008
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Hatchet Wound

A slang word for the female vagina. Called so because of the vagina itself and the reopening of the wound once a month.
He poked her in the hatchet wound.
by Sean Moore April 29, 2006
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