by Wynadorn July 03, 2013
by Kel June 03, 2004
by mei0023 April 07, 2005
The morning after you wake up from a night of partying still wearing your makeup and reeking of alcohol. Normally, your makeup has been smeared, and you look like a hooker at the end of a long night.
by Atrsoco7584 March 15, 2009
hooker pissed (hook-er_piss-ed) verb.
to reach the point of intoxication where you lose all ability to think rationally, are released from all inhibitions, and your vision becomes to blurred you can no longer read your moral compass.
Origin; This slang is thought to have originated circa 185 B.C when it was law that if you were caught canoodleing with a prostitute you could be sentence to death by stoning. When a man became so inebriated that he disregarded the consequences and purchased the services of a prostitute, he was said to be "hooker pissed"
to reach the point of intoxication where you lose all ability to think rationally, are released from all inhibitions, and your vision becomes to blurred you can no longer read your moral compass.
Origin; This slang is thought to have originated circa 185 B.C when it was law that if you were caught canoodleing with a prostitute you could be sentence to death by stoning. When a man became so inebriated that he disregarded the consequences and purchased the services of a prostitute, he was said to be "hooker pissed"
"In Drumheller I was so hooker pissed I misplaced my clothing"
"Either he cannot stand up or he is purposely laying on that very homely women, he must be hooker pissed."
"Either he cannot stand up or he is purposely laying on that very homely women, he must be hooker pissed."
by MB1102 July 19, 2008
some sidways flapjacks...usually common amongst 40 year old bar rat, white trash, newport 100 smokin, loose skin, canckle abundent, slackjaw whoo-ers.
that pair of hooker tits might get the milk and cookie treat meant if I stay drinkin these wild turkey shots.
by truthBspoken June 30, 2008
Guaranteed low-prices, an every day deal!
Basically a very cheap whore.
Usually found at Walmart.
Thinks Walmart is the hottest "Club"
As well as Safeway, Raleys, Savemart, Rite-Aid, etc.
But especially Walmart
Basically a very cheap whore.
Usually found at Walmart.
Thinks Walmart is the hottest "Club"
As well as Safeway, Raleys, Savemart, Rite-Aid, etc.
But especially Walmart
Guy 1-Did you hook up with Grace?
Guy 2-Yeah man, she's such a Walmart Hooker.
Guy 1- Hey do you want to buy a hooker?
Guy 2- Yeah, but I don't have enough money.
Guy 1- It's okay, we can just get a Walmart Hooker!
Guy 2- Like Grace?
Guy 1- Exactly!
Guy 2-Yeah man, she's such a Walmart Hooker.
Guy 1- Hey do you want to buy a hooker?
Guy 2- Yeah, but I don't have enough money.
Guy 1- It's okay, we can just get a Walmart Hooker!
Guy 2- Like Grace?
Guy 1- Exactly!
by Anotheronebitesthedustbunny January 02, 2012