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homiesexual

the dumbest thing ever that isnt real
guy 1: im homiesexual
guy 2: actually just stfu thats so annoying
by sammyhamham January 21, 2022
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Homiesexual

When straight males who are very good friends say vaguely homosexual things to each other, not to express physical attraction or any romantic love towards each other, but as a means by which to show a simple appreciation in an ironic fashion.

Oddly enough, it is seen as “gayer” for a straight male to be forward about unironic non-sexual love for their friends than it is to say something disingenuously homosexual to get the same point across without actually saying it.
Friend 1: “It’s really fuckin hot in here.”

Friend 2: “Well, don’t take your shirt off, it’ll just get hotter.”

Friend 1: “Oh, you on that homiesexual type beat.”

Friends 1 & 2: *laughter*

Both friends know the comment is not genuine, but they appreciate it for what it is, which is deeply ironic and has a lot of variability. It’s not actually gay nor is it meant to be taken that way. It’s a genuine unrelated appreciation wrapped in disingenuous joke comment.
by PoopMan9k March 3, 2022
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when you are hanging with the homies and doing some...activitys. But its not gay cus ya'll are just homies. always respect the homiesexuals
Johnny: Ayo! Your spooning??? Thats gay
Homiesexuals: Its not gay because we are just homies
Johnny: Oh! you must be homiesexual
by anonymous November 18, 2022
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One of the boys that’s only intent is to sleep with one of the boys
“Chad is such a homiesexual, he’s been trying to sleep with me all day!”
by Tacticalpanzer April 26, 2022
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anything gay but it isn't gay because it's between homies
*nick and josh r jerking together to straight porn*
nick: hey bro can u suck my dick
josh: yo that's gay I ain't homo
nick: nah nah no homo its homiesexual
josh: k bet
by aiden6969 November 18, 2023
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Hey man u homiesexual? Yea man im homiesexual. Come over here
by Punjabijatts.org July 6, 2022
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Dude 1: Im homiesexual
Dude 2: Aren’t we all?
by YatagaOfDarkz April 14, 2021
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