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Homelab

Homelab also known as 'The cult of the MonsterMuffin' is a cult that worships the god of servers. Many would say the homelab is the gateway to heaven.

People often will have an altar called a "rack" that is a representative image of "the great hypervisor in the clouds".

Many of us like to show off our memory count to gain attraction from our peer's or the overlord, MonsterMuffin.
May I visit your homelab to worship MonsterMuffin, our overlord?

Does your homelab have an altar called a "rack"?

Date scene:
Person 1 - "How much memory do you have i your homelab?"
Person 2 - "256GB"
Person 1 - "It's over person 2!!!!!"
by QuillzToxic2 March 22, 2017
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Homeless Hot Pocket

A homeless person takes a dump on the sidewalk and another one pees on it and the one that dropped it picks it up and eats it
Hey joe look at those homeless people doin a Homeless Hot Pocket
by redneck101 November 21, 2013
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homelysexual

1. A gay man (or lesbian) who is oblivious to his complete lack of fashion sense and still flaunts himself around as though he were anything but tragic. Prone to excessive amounts of makeup and/or spandex.

2. A less-than-attractive gay man (or lesbian) whose lack of self-awareness doesn't stop him from hitting on guys who are way out of his league.
I was having a good night out until I kept getting eye-banged by that homelysexual in the corner.

I walked into H&M and it was like Homelysexuals on Parade.
by martinibreakfast March 1, 2009
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homexaholic

That freakin' homexaholic keeps putting his hand on my shoulder and wanting to buy me a drink. I think I'm going to have to kick him in the cojones.
by Mr. RoJo2 October 8, 2008
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homebaby

the one who is always found at home.
though i aint reserved i love to stay at home i am complete homebaby.
by trishdark October 29, 2011
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Homeless Harley

A.K.A. shopping cart. Mostly chrome, won't go fast, and uncomfortable for the passenger.
Hey, there's old Crackhead Bob ridin' his Homeless Harley.
by QLENFG January 21, 2012
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Homeless Calibur

A video game that is like Soul Calibur, but instead of crazy japanese badnass ninja guys (including yoda), this game features warriors of the homeless variety.

Characters:

Martha the cat lady: a lust for feline love borders on the psychotic, but don't tell her that, those pussies have claws. Weapon: cats (1/5 chance of rabies)
Lonely Jim: he's quite lonely, that's why he has a large hatchet. Weapon: hatchet
Mike: driven broke by bad investments, and by never having money in the first place, mike turned to drugs. Weapon: bath salts (1/5 chance to OD)
Yoda: you can't tell me this guy isn't homeless, i mean... look at him. Weapon: lightsaber
Bjord: after he won world's greatest beard, he gambled away his fame and fortune. Weapon: miscellaneous items drawn from his beard.

Join these beloved characters and more in the epic new game Homeless Calibur, where the objective of the game is to get the legendary sock full of shit, which has been said is the key to taking down the government and finally liberating the oppressive nature of the system we have all been condemned to.
Jesus Christ, Homeless Calibur is so goddamn politically incorrect.

Where the fuck is that sock full of shit, Martha keeps raping me with her fucking cats, what a cunt!
by JayBaby June 17, 2013
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