Hoeda is soda for hoes. We hoes like bubbly non-beer drinks, such as champagne, spritzers, and wine coolers, that are looked down upon by bourbon and beer types. Bonus points for inclusion in the hoeda category if a drink is cheap and you're sloppy.
"What other drinks should we take to go tubing, some people hate beer?" "Whatever, just some decent hoeda, as long as it's cold."
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Hoedealins: hoe-deal-ins
When you are dealing with a hoe. When a hoe is up to no good or you yourself are being the hoe and now you gotta deal with all these hoes.
When you are dealing with a hoe. When a hoe is up to no good or you yourself are being the hoe and now you gotta deal with all these hoes.
Brennan showed up late today for work a gain, and you wanna know why? "Asked Joey"
Hoedealins ! The boy is dealin with all these hoes!
Hoedealins ! The boy is dealin with all these hoes!
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