Hedgehog's dilemma

A lonely heart experiencing hedgehog's dilemma craves loving relationship but:
1
Doubts that love as she defines it is possible
2
Has built up a wall around her heart as a defense from past hurts
3
Is in love and is afraid, very afraid
4
Is necessarily cautious

Is one suffering from hedgehog's dilemma more compatible with a porcupine, who is also guarded, or a puppy that is open to and unafraid of love?

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 11, 2019

sonic the hedgehog

the fastest hedgehog alive

did u see sonic x yesterday

by an drew cumm ings July 29, 2003

Dipping the Hedgehog

The act of inserting a scrotum, typically prickly-haired, all or partway into the receiving orifice during coitus. Considered to be the next step of deepness after "balls deep".

When they played Sonic, the winner's reward was dipping the hedgehog in the loser's orifice of their choosing.

by xCory August 26, 2011

hedge hog

v. To attempt (and/or to accomplish) self-felattio (also used as a gerund)

I came home early and saw my son and all his friends hedge hogging by the pool. They said, "It isn't gay if you suck your own dick."

by Dark Mozier September 25, 2009

gammon hangers

Flapping female labia - see beef curtains

She had gammon hangers like a pork butcher on pension day

by Beefy February 9, 2004

Shadow the hedgehog

Someone who appears to be the "Ultimate Life Form"

Person #1: Dude, do you know Shadow the Hedgehog?
Person #2: Dude, he's the Ultimate Life form.

by Miku326 January 10, 2009

Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog

A song created by Animation Domination High-Def and published to YouTube on July 28, 2014.

Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog:

Science defines Sonic the Hedgehog
Runs six feet per second, but is nearly blind
Sonic the Hedgehog

Hedgehogs get cancer and rabies
Hedgehogs eat their own babies
Hedgehogs defecate while they run fa-ee-ast!

When hedgehogs find poop, they put it in their mouths
Mix it with saliva till lips a-foam
Then rub it on themselves

Science doesn't know why they do this
Why would a hedgehog do this?
They eat shit and then rub it on their ba-ee-acks!

Sonic's got a lot of pals
Cats, bats, rabbits, frogs
His best friend is Tails the Fox
But foxes eat hedgehogs

Knuckles is an echidna
They can't fly, don't have a punching claw
But they're known for having a four-headed dick
It's the only one like it
Scientifically accurate!

by WhoDatFreshBoi June 2, 2019