heffer111

A man that likes it up the ass.

I like it like heffer111.

by notrct1221 July 6, 2003

Heffernan

A stuttering, mysterious Sears bound lad. Commonly goes by "cashier." Known for his dry humored jokes, and loves hitting on the babes. Tosh.0 is his love and finds pleasure and gets off to his good friend matt. Gets red on command and sweats profusely

Oh would you look at what Heffernan is doing now.

by John D. Ledwigh June 5, 2011

Heffer

a dumb nasty fat bitch

i hate that heffer

by erqui13 June 20, 2008

heifer

1.A young cow, especially one who hasn't given birth to a calf.

2.A large woman who is comparable with the size of a cow and sometimes even a house.

3.A woman, fat or skinny, who eats a lot of food.

1. Aww, look at that heifer it's so cute. I can't wait for it to have a calf!

2.That heifer can't fit in here, she'll take up the whole room.

3.Heifer gotta eat.

by k8thegreat January 14, 2012

heffer

Street term for a half ounce of green.Also known just as heff too.

John:Hey man, you got a heffer free'd up?
James:Let me look in the stockade,yeah got 2 left.
John:35 a heff right?
James:Yup, you rollin' thru?
John:Of course, but you know that heffer won't last all night...

by JuggaloJayGee February 21, 2007

john heder

The awesome actor who played Napoleon Dynamite. (and no, he did NOT die in a car crash, thank you very much!)

"Dude, that John Heder guy is flippin' sweet!"

"Word."

by Random Jones September 10, 2005

Juice Heffer

a person that is large enough to be a cow, and is extremely ugly, like the word "juice." one can replace the adjective with any word that they find unattractive.

ex:duple heffer

its not really insultion unless you know what you are talking about, which makes it more fun in the longrun.

"ugh, that bitch is nasty. she's a little Juice Heffer."

by 123108Disney November 6, 2009