Auntie Helen

The female rendition of Chuck Norris. She can make flag necklaces from Oshkosh, Wisconsin, with her feet, while making quesadillas and instructing others how to make the flags. In short, she is a walking, talking legend. A prodigy, a master of the arts, and an auntie.

Bill: Holy $*&@*(&*% did you see that?

Bob: Did I see what?

Bill: Look! A living, breathing legend!

Bob: Don't you mean an Auntie Helen?

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Only Auntie Helen can be in two places at once, Glance at the name of a sonata and play it, and cook friggin awesome quesadillas, and teach a choir all at once. She poops gold, and turns dirt into gold. She doesn't clean dirt, the dirt turns clean for her. Her insult is a compliment, and every word she speaks are proverbs, and they all rhyme.

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by Nayr Fagueras December 1, 2010

Helen

A woman who is really flexible

Dude, look at Helen stretch!

by hot(space)space(space)potato December 23, 2017

helen

Helen is a sheep girl, usually has sheepy blond hair and dates exotic Mexican guys such as Juan. Helen is a savage and not to be messed with, Juanitas should stay clear of her man. Helen is beautiful and amazing at languages and at picking friends. Helen hates the colour yellow and hates people touching her knees. Helen is an amazing girl to be around and everyone secretly wants to be her

Omg Juan is so lucky, he's dating a Helen!

Oh mona Lissa you bring tea towels to Helen!

by Clevergirl123 December 29, 2016

Helena

Attractive brunette who loves to party. Generally popular girl, but doesn't go without enemies. Has a loving family and blonde best friend. Helena has an active sex life and is most compatible with guys beginning with G, J, and L. Helena would be an awesome girlfriend, and many girls are jealous of her.

Jon: Are you going to Helena's party?
Emma: of course
Jon: I might try to pull her.
Emma: you can't she's dating George

by Lol2003 January 6, 2014

Helen Keller High

To be high beyond the limits of speech and visual comprehension.

I was so Helen Keller High I climbed a tree and scraped my chest for no apparent reason.

by Moose Mayne November 23, 2010

Helena

Helena is a hot girl who is tall,smart and gorgeous.I f you make eye contact make sure your ready to faint because if she looks back at you you'll be in love❤️just like me...And don't get it twisted she is nice and a little sassy but she is like the perfect girl to have. so if you have a girl like Helena hold on to her she'll make life great...I wish she would like me back😂😞😭

Me:Woah what's her name
Girl:that's Helena she's in my homeroom

Me:she just looked at me...call the doctor.....the love doctor😍

by Laylah T March 19, 2019

Mouth Saint Helens

During oral sex, an ejaculation into a woman's mouth that's so powerful that it leaks out from the sides. Similar to Mount Saint Helens.

This chick was sucking me off last night, and I totally pulled a Mouth Saint Helens on her. I think some of it even came out her nose.

by jcharlesholt April 15, 2005