Hedging

For those that have fallen out with Banking, Hedging relates to rolling your poo up in toilet roll and putting it in a hedge where nobody will find it. You then return to pick it up before you get on a train and leave it under the chairs in first class where nobody will see it.

I've just sold my Hedging Media to Gary Lineker for a fortune for him to use against the Shat on Pitch Quantity Psychs.

by MichelleBlack314 August 15, 2023

hedge bogeys

Seeds of the Cleaver plant that often get stuck in dogs’ fur.

“The dog has lots of hedge bogeys after her walk.”

by aoadneiehfhidjwbwkdjcbdb September 3, 2023

Hedge Trimming

The act of eating a vagina covered in hair and eating some of the hair from the area.

Cory: Bruh Cynthia said you like hedge trimming.

Dan: Well it is something extra to eat aint it?

by Delebustda April 11, 2017

Hedges

literally A GOD if you have this name you must be a legend! Hedges fears nobody and will destroy anyone who stand in there way

Did you see hedges today knocking that bloke out

by littleladyH January 2, 2022

Hedging

When a hedgehog performs edging

A:"Ron's hedgehog is disgusting"
B:"Why so?"
A:"We were watching a movie at his place last night,
when his hedgehog started edging to me!"
B:"Oh, he was just hedging!"

by xXDolan1337Xx April 22, 2024

Hedgeing

Partaking in anal sex whilst in a bush.

"I was caught hedgeing after that party"

by _Arist0crat November 15, 2019

Trevor Hedge

Total Douchebag

Don't be such a Trevor Hedge

by Trevor Hedge July 8, 2017