Hedge Fuck

An attempt by a hedge fund to make the fuck on an ape, when in fact the ape is the one who does the fucks.

Did you remember that time that Marvin Crapital tried to do the rapes on those smooth brains, but woke up with a sore butthole? He really hedge fucked himself on that one.

by SmoovBrain April 15, 2021

preston hedges

A terrible ass school. Everyone is bratty and no one respects you.

“Hey im heading off to Preston Hedges!”
“Im sending you to a new school”

by Epicdogdeattreats May 2, 2022

Hedges

literally A GOD if you have this name you must be a legend! Hedges fears nobody and will destroy anyone who stand in there way

Did you see hedges today knocking that bloke out

by littleladyH January 2, 2022

Hedges

literally A GOD if you have this name you must be a legend! Hedges fears nobody and will destroy anyone who stand in there way

Did you see hedges today knocking that bloke out

by littleladyH January 2, 2022

Soft-hedge

An uncommon strategy seen with cryptocurrency. You are hedging some token without selling the token. e.g. If I’m in for the long-term and I want to hedge against token x price going down, I can predict the price going down in the market and stake my token x. If the price does go down, I can receive additional rebase rewards from people who predicted otherwise. "Soft" is used because contrary to how leverage works, you aren’t at risk of losing your principal.

" How to capitalize on $BTRFLY short term price movement without selling ser?"

"You soft-hedge it"

by jnie January 27, 2022

Hedging

The act of rubbing ones head almost to comepletion

"I almost went over the hedge while getting the best hedging of my life last night"

by jelkinboy584 February 24, 2022

Over the Hedge

The failure of hedging results in completion.

"My hedge sesh went too far last night and I went over the hedge"

by jelkinboy584 February 24, 2022