1. When a girl's hair is especially nappy that day.
2. When a girl does not care and throws her hair in a frizzy messy bun
3. Untamed, unattractive hair situation
4. Hair resembles that of a squirrel's tail
1. "Do you need to borrow my brush, cause your hair is pulling a J-Hatch"
2. "I was running late so I threw my hair up in a J-Hatch"
3. "I don't know she's got J-Hatch hair."
4. "Your pony tail is J-Hatchin it up"
5. "I can't go out tonight, my hair's being a J-Hatch"
by MerBer May 20, 2008
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When a woman’s pussy is so bad, it’s good for nothing more than pushing kids out of. A blown out cunt, wrecked hole.
Jan's pussy is so fucking destroyed, it’s only good for a baby escape hatch at this point.
by BAMF613 November 16, 2018
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adv. doing something cool, like how you would do something off da hook, but this is better.
Exclamation. Something you yell
Note: you may freely add motherfuckin' between da and hatch
after something good: Down da Hatch!
Dude, that was down da hatch
by Chucko May 17, 2008
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Its used as an alternative to the expression ' to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. ' for example it is relevant to leaving a situation that is liable to impending doom. Imagine a giant huntsman bursting open with thousands of spiders running around your house. Also relevant to teachers leaving their profession before having a nervous breakdown.
My mate stole from her employer and thought she got away with it but staff stopped speaking to her all of a sudden, so I said to her, don't you think its time to get out before the spiders hatch.
by LIZARDCHOPS January 26, 2018
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