When you do your best to work for a cause, but accidentally destroy the whole thing.

Origin: Mark Hankinson director of the MFHA describing trail hunting as a smokescreen for foxhunting during a webinar that was leaked by the hunt saboteurs association.
Sab 1: "Did you see that the terrierman was filmed last week releasing a fox from an artificial earth?"
Sab 2: "yes he was doing a hanky"
by brock boy November 25, 2021
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When you and your bro tag team a married couple and make them scream louder than they make each other scream. Typically culminates in large amounts of sperm covering the married couple who are left quaking on the bed.
Example 1:

“Dude…fist bump…we just hanky panked the shit out of that couple”
“I know, they’ll be cleaning up those loads for a week. Wanna grab some grub? I could go ice cream from the rite aid

Example 2:
“Dude this couple wants us to hanky pank them tonight, but I’m kind of in the mood for a blow job”
“It’s cool man, it still counts if you cum their faces instead.”
by doctordual639 June 23, 2021
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As in a mixture of “yankee” and “high falutin”.

Like, those guys came from up north down here. Buncha hankys. Like those Trump supporters aren’t from the real south, they’re hankys.
“these newbies in our towns are real hanky
by #livinonaprayer October 15, 2023
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Having or sharing the characteristics of a Hank. Otherwise known as weak, gay, clumsy, weird, or especially soft.
He benches 25s? Man, that kid is so hanky.
by ItalianMeatballMakeMeFat January 6, 2023
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Hey girl, give me ur hanky, it would make me so happy
by 9nineglocks ghostwriter January 27, 2023
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Hanky is a term used for people with low interacting skills. Side effects with this term is that your gaming capabilities are very often increased over average human/living creatures.
"(Name) is very hanky"
by Your Boy Twum April 3, 2023
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the best floor hockey player in Northern Illinois.
Who is the best floor hockey player in Northern Illinois? hankis.
by gorilla king September 21, 2009
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