soapy handy

When your girl gives you a hand job in the shower using your body wash.

J-"Since we are both naked in the shower we shouldn't waste this opportunity for you to give me a soapy handy."

M-"Get bent, do it yourself."

by Wrenchinfool March 1, 2016

brown handy

To put fecal matter into your own hand and preform a handjob.

My girlfriend ate curry for dinner last night and gave me the worst brown handy!

by Fresh Sketch September 17, 2019

Handie Down

When your girlfriend's older sister gives u a hand job.

..."I was at Julie's last night and got a handie down from Rebecca..."

by Ron VaShon August 25, 2020

Standy Handy

A hand job you get while standing in a crowd.

While I was at a Palm Beach Bar, I got a standy handy.

by Jizzshoes January 25, 2019

buttercream handy

The usage of real butter for masturbation lube. Bonus points if buttermilk is used as a substitute

That daytime hooker only charges $20 for a buttercream handy

by Brandon Byars August 26, 2017

Handi-Douche

A handicap person who is an overall general douchebag. Hating the world because they are handi

An Example would be that old army war guy with a patch and in a wheel chair that's always screaming at the birds and people or hitting on old women.

Ex: That old fuck is some handi-douche. Lets Kizzle him

by hahahabitchhahahah March 12, 2010

Colorado Handy

The act of receiving a handjob on a mountain in Colorado

Bro I just got a colorado handy on Pikes Peak

by UltraBroB May 14, 2018