Hand Prop Job

The act of giving a Hand Job to someone while acting as a prop, part of a theatrical set.

You go stand on the stage and pretend you're a tree, and I'll come give you a Hand Prop Job.

by Masked Evader November 4, 2019

Cool Hand Luke Job

Receiving a hand job while watching the film Cool Hand Luke.

-Dude how was movie night with Janelle?
--It was sweet, especially when I got a Cool Hand Luke Job!

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

one handed parking job

a hand job with a clever name so that unsuspecting bystanders are unaware of it's true meaning :-P

"Yea, I did a one handed parking job yesterday and Max was pretty impressed!"

by Maria deann December 27, 2007

Hand me down job

When your older brother gets a hooker and drops an extra $20 so you can have a sloppy seconds hand job.

All I got for my 18th birthday was a hand me down job.

by magicliterati August 26, 2012

frosty hand job

The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.

By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.

by Jarenticus December 18, 2017

Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.

I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.

by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022

Sopping Hand Job

A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.

He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time

by jondich January 20, 2021