hodeism

The art of being a ho, commonly practiced by whores and slores. Can be very dangerous if mastered.

Dude, stay away from that slore, she's well versed in the arts of hodeism!

by Ebola February 22, 2003

hedifuckindiculous

This term refers to something being or someone being in the opinion of the observer extremely endoweed with awful looks, ways or expressions to the point of being just plan rediculously hedious to an unfathemable extreme. This is suggetive of the subject needing to be beat or just publicaly outed for their wrongness. Oakland, CA's stuck-up well to do, ghetto fabulous black prissy girls, residents of Oakland's hillside community, Monclair and Berkeley UC socialites covette this term.

Oh no, here comes this persistant morone again trying to get at my time for a date, as if I am living to be wooned by his hedifuckindiculous ass fugaface bearing no form of grace for me! Yuck to the tenth power!!!!!!!!! Hide me?

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt January 16, 2007

Hoedown

White People Definition: A large gathering where hillbillies usually do a lot of dancing
Black People Definition: Code for when some bitch gets shot

White People: Jim Bob and Tammy Jo are taking the tractor down to the barn in Cooterville for the big ole hoedown.

Black People: When Shaniqua got shot the fuck up, Devontae called up his niggas and let them know about the hoedown.

by classygentleman7 August 29, 2012

hoedown

Abruptly pulling down the pants (and sometimes the underpants) of an unsuspecting person, primarily as a means to cause embarassment.

"Jane ran up to Dick at the pool party, gave him a hoedown, and ran off, leaving him exposed to everyone."

by punkoffgirl December 28, 2005

Hoed

The act of making someone your ho.

Vincent- Why are you drilling that wood?

Stuart- I'm warming up for your mom tonight.

Nathan- Damn, he just hoed you.

by SpeakerForTheDead March 16, 2009

hodinkee

A transvestite prostitute's genitalia

Bro , that ain't no woman, I can see his hodinkee from here

by sammysung June 23, 2017

hoedinzz

1.Someone who's addicted to fun
2.Someone who knows that pleasure is important and goes out with a lot of people

My main goal in lie is pleasure, I'm a hoedinzz
I'm a thirsty hoedinzz, take of your pants.

by EditFreak February 6, 2018