shit hemorrhage

When one becomes so enraged or frustrated that his ass actually explodes in gouts of blood.

In Counter-strike: "Man, he just got knifed again! He must be having a shit hemorrhage!"

by El Asso Wipo December 1, 2003

Hemovaginal Desalination

When blood from a woman's menstrual cycle is recycled to it's purest form to be employable for donation. This includes the filtration of the lining of the uterus, and other matter that is discharged from the vagina, that is not part of the usable blood.

Dave's girlfriend is on her period. She can help save a lot of lives if she donates her blood by hemovaginal desalination.

by Dr. Darrell Johnson April 16, 2008

haemorrhage

why aren't there more definitions for this word wtf, anyways an escape of blood from a ruptured blood vessel.

person 1: haemorrhage

by ring a ding July 24, 2021

hoeboefagbagga

a poor sexy beast who lives on the street and is a homo who lives in bags

The jonas brothers are hoeboefagbaggas who should give up their career and stop fucking up my life.

by dododododododo February 9, 2008

hemogoblin

a vertically challenged giant who is much shorter than an average male. usually found in the darkest regions of argentina and in the human intestine. hemogoblins are notorious for hibernating inside the human intestine for years on end, causing tremendous amounts of genital gas in women, until they evaporate or are shitted out.

Janice: awww man my stomach kills
Rob: you must have a hemogoblin, try to shit it out

by damianklisz October 21, 2010

hemorrhoid

An itching of the bum or painful mass of diolated veins in swollen butthole tissue. Blood or mucus is most likely discharged

That fatty fatty boom batty over there has hemorrhoids and is bleeding out of his anus and he wants you to touch it!!

by alisha November 29, 2002

Hemo

Short Version of the Great God Hemoglobin.

Alex: Hey James do you know about Hemoglobin.
James: Yea, I know about Hemo.

by HemoglobistJames June 18, 2008