An intense headache produced by repeatedly rolling one's eyes. Particularly prominent while watching a Twilight Saga movie.
John: What's wrong man? You look awful!
Bob: My girlfriend made me watch the new Twilight movie. I rolled my eyes the whole time, and now I have the worst Twilight Headache.
John: TEAM EDWARD! *runs away crying*
Bob: My girlfriend made me watch the new Twilight movie. I rolled my eyes the whole time, and now I have the worst Twilight Headache.
John: TEAM EDWARD! *runs away crying*
by sylvita999 December 7, 2011
Get the Twilight Headachemug. Salt retention headache - headache cause bu eating a lot
Of salty foods .... try drinking some water & peeing
To relive it .
Of salty foods .... try drinking some water & peeing
To relive it .
by Blu_leef July 6, 2025
Get the Salt retention headachemug. This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.
person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.
by Carlos Santiago September 26, 2005
Get the one-eyed headachemug. A glaggleland item that powers your mechanical ascension x setup where it is 10x but per density is 1x more and max is 1000x
by Lavilz January 19, 2023
Get the High Fructose Headachemug. Getting a human on Mars and back will be a snowstorm headache for NASA.
confuseddifficultheadache
"I got a snowstorm headache from that Math test last week."
confuseddifficultheadache
"I got a snowstorm headache from that Math test last week."
by d_leet October 5, 2016
Get the snowstorm headachemug. The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.
Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.
Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.
"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."
by TheRatEmpire November 8, 2023
Get the John Headachemug. Someone did something that left him with a big feeling of pain inside their head. Usually self-inflicted and self-aware. Maybe this person did something inappropriate and has to sort things out.
"Bro, after you and Jenny talked she left the party early. What happened?"
"Yeah I know. My bad, I burned myself a headache"
"Yeah I know. My bad, I burned myself a headache"
by Yeahprobablyat8pmorso November 22, 2021
Get the Burned myself a headachemug.