Gurt

The act of force feeding a mixture of yogurt and semen down a respectable female’s throat.

Bro he just gurted on everybody.
I’m gonna gurt all over them.

by Throaterton Goaterton May 30, 2023

Gurt

A person's dick cheese.

Your man is Gurtmaxxing after gooning.

by Gurtmaxxer August 4, 2024

Gurt

A man's dick cheese, often used as an insult.

Stop Gurtmaxxing after gooning you Cuck.

by Gurtmaxxer August 4, 2024

Gurt

move or act with great haste.

"we'd better gurt"

by ssnowh January 19, 2023

Gurt

A Friend/Acquaintance

YoGurt How are you?

by boouwe January 26, 2023

Bro-gurt

When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.

Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.

by CursedThoughts February 3, 2023

Gurt

Derogatory term/slur for a nigga who has surpassed being a bitch or a hoe. A gurt cannot be taken seriously or trusted

That nigga not tryna run a fade he a gurt

by Gurtkiller447 April 2, 2025