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gurt

Wow... my asshole hurts this morning, I must be like gurt.
by gurty gurts friend February 16, 2024
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Gurting

Doing something very smart, but also very dangerous.

Gurt: Yo
Icl u gurting rn, ts pmo...
by Pibble April 22, 2025
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gurt

funny word that is derived from the joke -
yogurt
gurt:yo
basically yo and gurt are greeting each other
by burti September 17, 2025
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Gurt

Gurt is just a cool guy, everyone says "yo!" to gurt. So next time you see him. Make sure you say "no." He's too happy for his own good.
friend: Yo gurt!
gurt: Yo!
You: no. gurt.
*Gurt starts crying*

You: LOL
Friend: LOL

Your mum: SYBAU!
by BambiBlade August 19, 2025
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gurting

Joe is gurting to get the huzz
by 【LD】Ducc April 15, 2025
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Gurt

When you’re walking around or whatever and squirt out a little more discharge than usual. Like one of those real wet days.
Girl 1: bro I’m gurting so much today

Girl 2: damn are you ovulating, that’s when I gurt the most

Girl 1: I must be, do you you have a pantyliner I can borrow?
by ifockedurmum February 13, 2025
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Gurting

When someone's doing something very smart but also very dangerous
See what's he's doing its VERY SMART BUT ALSO VERY DANGEROUS (GURTING)
by Spy noob April 15, 2025
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