Grobanize

(1)v.- to add unnecessary(and often unwelcome)embellishment to a song or situation
(2) to embellish something to the point of excess

I can't stand karaoke night with Tim; he totally grobanizes all his songs!

This party is lame, lets grobanize this shit!

by M Hahn August 8, 2008

groinage

part of the groin area which is rubbed

ie a bit of groinage

by duncan wong November 13, 2003

groinial dew

That 'personal' moisture that seemingly comes from nowhere, and accumulates in or on your groin/genital/perineal/anal areas. Can be from: sitting too long; wearing too many layers of clothing; not washing often enough; warm temperatures; or even, as with women, they see something hot, and get a little dewy down there; or with men, if you don't shake 'it' well enough.

After four days of not showering, Jimmy had a mild accumulation of groinial dew.
Sally was watching George Clooney on TV and noticed she had a little groinial dew.

by Chris and Linda Ostrom March 3, 2005

groin apples

Plain and simple......BALLS

Ask me again and I'll kick in yer GROIN APPLES !!!!

by Mr.JJM August 23, 2006

James grobnik

James is a fabulous person who stands up for what he believes in. ginger with a great sense of humour and likes to pour water on people. if you find a James make sure you keep him because you don't want him as your enemy.

oh yeah definitely a James grobnik

by siriusblack2003 November 2, 2016

growing a tail

To be touching cloth, to have one ready in the bomb bay.

Gawd, i must have a shit, i'm beginning to grow a tail

by Gary December 26, 2003

Groing

The sound that a boner makes.

"i was about to go down on him when i heard a groing."

"the entire class heard me groing during the middle of the presentation on chlamydia. It was SO embarrassing!"

by altapurplewrench August 12, 2009