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The Greensboro Grubglubgobler

When you go to Cookout in Wendover Ave and buy a milkshake. You take the milkshake down the road to Sheetz and proceed to jerk off into the milkshake, and stick your cock inside of it and mix it up. Then you get out of your car and yell “I’m a pretty pretty princess.” If you do this process right, it will summon the Greensboro Grubglubgobler. She is a 500lb homeless meth head that will emerge from behind the Sheetz. When she pulls down her leopard print yoga pants you immediately insert your entire head into her vagina up to your shoulders. She will then proceed to lick the cumshake off your dick while you slowly suffocate inside from the toxic fumes.
I’m going to meet The Greensboro Grubglubgobler tonight. Wanna come?
by Slumpbunks November 18, 2021
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Seth Greenshields

When you forcefully are raping someone, then you shove a cucumber up their anus and proceed to make a salad with a "special white sauce", using vegetables that you had forced inside them. You then force them to eat the whole salad
Id be careful or ill Seth Greenshields you!
by B1gD1ckDaddy69 October 17, 2022
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Adam Greer

Adam Greer is the type of man to be someone’s master. He probably stumbles down stairs and plays off his embarrassments to impress underage women. He may even go as far to say what a wonderful day it is. Ahhhhhhbh
That was such and Adam Greer move
by daddyeddiesbabymomma October 4, 2023
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Adam Greer

Adam’s probably an old man with prostate and Ed. He could be a nigga master and probably runs a school. Adam often falls down and plays if off. He flirts with underage women and lives in a shack. Ahhhhhh
He just Adam Greer’ed that lil nig. Gave him a double scoop of cotton picker ice cream
by daddyeddiesbabymomma October 4, 2023
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Greensburged

When a town is at least 80% destroyed by a tornado or other natural disaster
Awwww shit, sounds like Chapman got Greensburged.
by Jimmy Hoyt June 12, 2008
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Ultimate Greebster

An Ultimate Greebster is someone we all know...it is that friend who comes over and will go through your pantry and fridge with absolutly no cognitive thoughts regarding the fact that the food or drinks are not theirs...they rarely will ask and more often than not you let it slip by and never say anything at all...until they leave
"hey roomie Brian said he is going to stop by..."
"awh dude I just got grocery's and what do you know here comes the Ultimate Greebster!"
"oh shit your right...well lets just make him play Halo right when he walks in so his Greebster ass won't eat all our food!"
by IIIIXIII313 November 20, 2007
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The Greensboro Dragon

The Greensboro Dragon is a dragon (might actually be a drake has not yet been verified) outside of Greensboro it currently resides much closer to the Greensboro area. This dragon has actually ate roughly 12 cats although some strays may not be accounted for. This is an abnormality as dragons typically slumber during the colder weather but may have had its home caved in from a recent snowfall.
It appears to be 4 feet tall and 10 feet long with a wingspan of 12 feet. It's breed is unknown
by himang December 17, 2018
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