Garblesnorting

Verb.
When you're just so unbelievably pissed with something that normal swear words won't satisfy you, like viruses on your computer. (From the Norton commercial)

Dude#1: Man, you were too lazy to listen to all those damn Norton pop-ups and now your computer crashed.
Dude#2: Are you Garblesnorting me?!

by Doesitmatter?? June 28, 2011

Graylen

Graylen is a sexy and wonderful human being. They fall in love very easily especially for those with green eyes.

Person 1: did you see what graylen sent me??

Person 2: yeah! They’re totally in love with you!

by tgrilled69 November 5, 2021

fad grabber

Someone who has an empty part in their soul that is so deep that they must fill it with EVERY SINGLE fad that passes them by. These people are usually fake and change way too easily.

me: dude, what happened to wearing pro wrap?

my sister: lulu lemon is definately in now

me: guh, Fad grabber....

by potatonose May 12, 2009

full gable

A dip combined with a long, passionate kiss - as immortalized by Clark Gable in "Gone with the Wind".

Girl: So how was the wedding?
Guy: ...entertaining. When the pastor said "You may kiss the bride," he surprised her with a full gable.
Girl: Aww, that's romantic!
Guy: It was, until he ripped her $3000 wedding dress. He's lucky; the doctor says he only has a few minor fractures.

by Lamdba July 20, 2012

crap grabber

(Noun) The pubes that surround your asshole and as you shit, grab pieces of the shit to collect. These crap grabbers help to create skid marks to remind who is boss.

(Verb) anyone or anything that takes the action of grabbing crap.

(Adj) Someone or something described because they like grabbing things of crap.

Johnny was sitting on his toilet pushing out crap, as he did the crap grabbers had a field day coating themselves. Later Johnny found he had a major skid mark.

The local bums were crap grabbing at the pile of shit near the dumpster.

Frank is crap grabber who smells like a bucket full crap.

by Mr WordSmith March 18, 2014

bowl grabber

When you take a dump so hard you have to grab the bottom of the toilet bowl for extra leverage

I just had a bowl grabber and shit a brick. Could you hear me screaming in the bathroom?

by Enjoi1310 January 22, 2018

Father Gable

The hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now. A silent guardian. A watchful protector. Father Gable.

Woman 1: "It's a bird."
Woman 2: "It's a plane."
Woman 3: "It's Father Gable. I'm creaming."

by aaronprime March 21, 2018