Gooch Attack

A game played amongst male friends to rapidly strike ones gooch (the anatomical space between the balls and asshole). Whilst the game may seem as inappropriate, it is a true test of courage, smarts, reflexes and awareness.

Younus and Mustafa simultaneously tried to gooch attack Amir, but found out he had a vagina.

by immu November 22, 2010

gooch mullet

a patch of pubic hair that strangely resides on the gooch or taint of excessively hairy individuals; much like a happy trail on the underside of the genitals, but is instead known as a sad trail or, more often, a trail of tears

can also be used as a derogatory term for someone who is pissing you off (see slapnuts, douchebag, etc...)

I was about to give her some hot sexing, but when i saw she had a gooch mullet i threw up and passed out at the same time.

Nathan is such a gooch mullet for driving all the way home with the parking break on.

by kidswooft July 1, 2007

gooch

The are between your chocolate starfish and your tube steak.

As Linda was rimming George, she was taken by surprise by the saltiness of his GOOCH.

by Doctor J. Weezey September 9, 2006

gobshite

Someone who talks incessant shite in a lame attempt to make themselves look good, whilst actually making a complete twat out of themselves.

GI.GHoD, GI.Diamorphene, in fact most of GI squad are gobshites.

by APC Camper July 16, 2008

gobshitter

One who blabbers continuously without regard for others , on subjects to which he or she has no understanding.

A variation of the term "gobshite"

billy has been speaking for hours now ... if only he had a clue

billy put a sock in it softlad ... soak up all that shite that spews from your pie hole .. you are nothing but a GOBSHITTER !

by reefer.m July 30, 2009

Godship

- the state of being a friend or association as a friend with God as the foundation
- Friendship + God = Godship

I 've made lifelong FRIENDSHIPS in my youth/singles group (BLD) which is deeply rooted in G0D = GODSHIPS

by Roland Bordon III November 24, 2009

Gooch-to-cooch

The act of one sneaking behind a female and placing your fingers in that female's gooch. Follow by a quick traces of your way to the cooch. Yelling phrases such as "Surprise" "G-g-g-g-coooooch!" is optional. Act can be non-sexual but if you really want that coochie try it. Will it fail? Nah trust me ;).

Blake gooch-to-cooched me the other day. I cussed him out but i secretly wanted his penis.

gooch cooch fingering

by the goochcoocher October 10, 2011