by jelllyks December 2, 2019
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Get the Goob mug.The leader of a bunch of people who wish they own the world. Most of these people are either Republican politicians or hardcore capitalists, though there are also some total randos and even one Democrat. The GOOB is a supreme being whom these people worship, as they continue their attempt to make capitalism permanent.
Person 1: That guy just checked his phone, and his home screen is a photo of the GOOB.
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!
by TheRootSquad October 15, 2024
Get the GOOB mug.The excrement from male genitalia known also as jizz, cum, baby gravy, load, nut, mojo, johnson and johnson wax, nature’s hair gel, sperm, or semen that is produced from sexual stimuli. This can also be given as a numerical value and occur in units such as “a goob loogie.”
“She slid down on my totem pole and I blew a goob loogie off in her.”
“I didn’t bust all week so I shot off three goob loogies to catch up.”
“I didn’t bust all week so I shot off three goob loogies to catch up.”
by Averagewelder163 November 28, 2021
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1. They really like being a goob, huh?
2. Everyone at Halloween looks super goob-ish
3. You've really goobed
4. They're a goob compared to last year...
2. Everyone at Halloween looks super goob-ish
3. You've really goobed
4. They're a goob compared to last year...
by L9 Shune November 28, 2021
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Get the Goob mug.The most alpha of all the boys. Fueled by Bacardi and Jell-O shots, Goob elevates his physical and mental state and becomes “Alpha Goob”
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