Gonzo

Where a person places their testicles over another’s eyes while sleeping or taking a nap, and rests their flacid penis on top of said person’s nose facing the mouth to resemble the Muppet character Gonzo; big eyes and long nose hooking towards the mouth region; similar to the “tea bagging” prank.

When John fell asleep, Richard pulled a Gonzo on him, and the photo he took of John was saved on his cell phone Lock Screen wallpaper as a practical joke.

by Ighitowman83 December 07, 2024

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gonzo

Nick Name For People That Are Usually Athletic . And sometimes cute:)

Gonzo is so strong and cute!!

by Arianna Allen August 18, 2018

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Gonzo

Pronounced Guh-on-zo
Or Gon-zo

The biggest nonce to ever nonce.

Actually rather disgusting... May be lurking in your local SC or TX,

Dick: DAMN! This guy is such a nonce!
Richard: You know..... You got a point. Reminds me a bit of Gonzo.
Dick: That guy sure did have a point.

by Gonzo Destroyer July 13, 2022

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Gonzos

adjective

1. A version of, "Your man's gone"; "Yo bae's gonzos" or, "Friends, I drank too much and am far too gone"; "Yo boy's gonzos! I'm lit! I'm...blaaaaargh...ugh...I'm stutterfucked boooooooiii!

So, yeah, bout last night. I was seriously gonzos aight? I promise I just couldn't control my body anymore! If only it stopped with just puking in it...but, shitting in it?! All over the dash?! Mah bad, bruh.

by DuhGlitch May 09, 2022

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An adjective of when a noun or action is not quite to the point of hating or disliking. It is fine as is. However, one would not actively seek, consume, or engage in said thing.

"Wow man, this song you sent me is hella gonzo"
"These cupcakes are pretty gonzo. If you add some more sugar they would be a lot less gonzo".

by goatlee February 16, 2025

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