goblin shit 

Taking a shit with your feet up on the toilet seat, with your knees at your chest.

Usually used when you are short on time and got to drop a tank. Always works with little to no wipe. Very effective.

Shit bro I only have 2 minutes but I gotta deuce. I’m gonna goblin shit this one.

goblin shit by Geegee123456789 February 26, 2021

goblin sauce 

the film that is colected on ones taint resulted from sweat and other misc. bodily fluids. also can be found on testicals

shit...that i ain't goin down on you...you got some nasty goblin sauce.

goblin sauce by j.t. October 31, 2004

Goblin Metal

A type of metal music forged in hell and brought to earth in order to destroy mankind. The style is a blend of metal and punk which originated in Pittsburgh with the band TROLLKICKER. Their first album was entitled "Pure Fucking Goblin Metal" and was the battle cry to the upcoming war involving Goblins and Trolls in the snowy hills of Appalachia.

There were many human casualties in the Goblo-Trollian war, which were seen as collateral damage by Satan's army of hell goblins, who were ready to die for Goblin Metal.

Goblin Metal by william harrison December 14, 2012

Goblin King 

1. (Prop. Noun) A popular poster on the PvP Forums whose claims to Internet fame are his ambiguous sexuality, and writing fake slash about popular characters from such fantasy classics as The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. See also attention whore.

2. (Prop. Noun) The King of Goblins, the antagonist of the film Labyrinth. Played by David Bowie. Disturbingly, he really is that well-hung.

3. (n.) Any King of Goblins, generally in a fantasy setting.

1. Did you see what Goblin King posted last night? My brain nearly shut down!

2. That Goblin King guy sure could sing.

3. "Verily, I shall slay thee, Goblin King!"

Goblin King by Gildas January 18, 2004

Goblin Slayer 

Man who has sex with substantially less attractive women on a regular basis (the women would be referred to as goblins).

Grimey: Dude I saw that goblin you brought home last night, you slay that shit?

Mooch: Fuck you man, you're still a bigger goblin slayer than I'll ever be.

Goblin Slayer by Pegis January 21, 2009

Goblin Mode 

A variation of the cowgirl sexual position in which the person on top has their hands and feet planted onto the other person. Also often involves grunting and occasionally manic laughing.

“Heard you got lucky last night.”

“Oh yeah man, she went full Goblin Mode on me. It was wild.”

Goblin Mode by Ickglockma November 10, 2021

Goblin Mode 

When you are in a mischievous, reckless, silly or mood you are in “goblin mode”
goblin mode can also mean seeing hallucinations, having schizophrenia smelling colors ect.

Damn jaiden in goblin mode

Goblin Mode by Dn4206969 June 14, 2022