glazed face

released climaxation; when face is covered with, or a heavy load of with semen that smeared on face showing accomplishments or achievements of ejaculation

Judy boyfriend was laughing at her glazed face after their sexual encounter.

by Niqua @@ April 20, 2011

Glazed Glory

Sticking your penis through a donut hole

That donut you're eating? I gave it a glazed glory. Enjoy.

by krazytaco November 10, 2009

Glazed Hoenut

When you glaze a doughnut hoe

I turned your mom into a glazed hoenut.

by Arodgers2000 November 23, 2019

Glazed Lips

When a man (or woman) eats pussy for hours and when they finished their lips look like a glazed donut.

LOOK Fred has glazed lips!!! (as he walks out of Karen's dorm room)

by RevRun May 4, 2019

Glazing a porkchop

To finish (blow your load) on one buttcheek or the entire buttocks.

Dawg I totally glazed Rebecca’s pork chops last night. -Glazing a porkchop

by Porkchop42069 January 13, 2018

Glazed Picasso

When you collect your mans nut in a jar over a long period of time and then decide to disperse the nut into smaller jars and add food dye to each one, changing the color of the nut. You then will buy a canvas and paint something solely out of his nut and when you’re finished, present it to him. The leftover “paint” you can either drink, cook with, or slather yourself in it.

random bruh: hey man! what did you do last night?

me: dude, my girl saved up my nut for over a year and made me a glazed picasso for our anniversary!

by grincxh May 24, 2020

The Glaze and Daze

The act of sticking someone's head between your buttcheeks and taking a shit on their forehead.

Come here baby *as Fred puts Haley's head between his cheeks and lets one rip*

Bruh I just did The Glaze and Daze to my girl's dad last night it was gnarly .

by Dinkle The Spider October 30, 2020