Giovanni

HE LIKES EATING COCK

Giovanni: I am sexually aroused with your dick can I please suck it?

Person 1: WTF?!

by R OBUX May 28, 2022

Giovanni Battista

You are a fucking genius, both in scientific and humanistic fields of the human knowledge, but nobody understands you.

At least, people find you funny.

Like they say in Genoa, "mêgio che ninte" ("better that nothing")

Plus, the saint that carries your name was a fucking sin - washer badass.

"Oh, fuck! I sinned! Now I'll burn in fucking hell for eternity. How can I get out of this shitty mess?"

"Quick man, go to Giovanni Battista. He'll splash away your crimes!"

by thegreatGBS November 22, 2021

Giovanni

The best looking, most handsome boy. All the girls get wet when they hear he's around. Boys like Harsha get jealous when they see him.

"oh ma gosh, there comes big Papa Giovanni"

by Sultan Younis November 16, 2016

Giovanni

the hugest dick on heart, god fucker

oh, Giovanni, you’re a god

by sorcio December 20, 2021

Giovanni

Something that appears bad but is actually friggin tuff yo

“Ts is so kevin”
“Nah, ts is Giovanni

by Tagzsodium May 11, 2025

Giovanni

A guy who's incredibly handsome and well known all around Poland and Italy. His whistling is better than Ed Sheeran songs and his biceps bigger than a basket ball. Once you meet him, your life is changed forever.

I was dancing, then Giovanni came up.. My life is finished.

by mirti March 6, 2017

Giovanni

giovanni is a sweet boy who will always be there for you even when it hurts him. giovanni will stand bright and tall for you even if it means hes not okay. giovanni is the worlds best boyfriend anybody could ask for.

“omg is that giovanni? your bf?”

“HELL YEAHHH!!”

by the girl from afar November 20, 2023