Giovanni

A guy who's incredibly handsome and well known all around Poland and Italy. His whistling is better than Ed Sheeran songs and his biceps bigger than a basket ball. Once you meet him, your life is changed forever.

I was dancing, then Giovanni came up.. My life is finished.

by mirti March 6, 2017

Giovanni

the hugest dick on heart, god fucker

oh, Giovanni, you’re a god

by sorcio December 20, 2021

Giovanni

The best looking, most handsome boy. All the girls get wet when they hear he's around. Boys like Harsha get jealous when they see him.

"oh ma gosh, there comes big Papa Giovanni"

by Sultan Younis November 16, 2016

Giovanni valdivia

Big gai

You know Giovanni valdivia
Yeah he big gai

by Egkqrbkwth October 15, 2018

Giovanni Ricci

A guy who's really cute. He lives to make others happy, and he's a big mama's boy. But don't let that soft exterior confuse you - He's very strong!!

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about that new bakery?
Person 2: Yeah, it's run by a guy named Giovanni Ricci!
Person 1: I can expect good service then!

by CarnelianDreams April 30, 2021

Giovanni

Something that appears bad but is actually friggin tuff yo

“Ts is so kevin”
“Nah, ts is Giovanni

by Tagzsodium May 11, 2025

Giovanni Battista

You are a fucking genius, both in scientific and humanistic fields of the human knowledge, but nobody understands you.

At least, people find you funny.

Like they say in Genoa, "mêgio che ninte" ("better that nothing")

Plus, the saint that carries your name was a fucking sin - washer badass.

"Oh, fuck! I sinned! Now I'll burn in fucking hell for eternity. How can I get out of this shitty mess?"

"Quick man, go to Giovanni Battista. He'll splash away your crimes!"

by thegreatGBS November 22, 2021