The sexiest man alive every one wants him but none of the girls can have him becuase he is gay and has his eye on a special blonde boy
Giovanni is the type of guy that has a huge cock and knows how to fuck until his partner cant take anymore
Giovanni is the type of guy that has a huge cock and knows how to fuck until his partner cant take anymore
Bryan:omg did you see giovanni he is so hot
Heather: yeah did i want him so bad
Sabastian:nope you cant he is mine i already had sex with him last night
Heather: yeah did i want him so bad
Sabastian:nope you cant he is mine i already had sex with him last night
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Get the Giovanni mug.The kindest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He cares about everyone and everything in this world. He is the hottest guy you will ever meet and every girl will fall for him. Like when I tell you this man is FINEEEEEE AF! He has a big heart but might not know exactly how to use it, he's been through a lot. He will love you more than you love him <3
by anonymous May 18, 2022
Get the Giovanny mug.1. The pornographic version (yet to be staged) of Mozart’s two-act opera, Don Giovanni, the cautionary tale of unmitigated lust without repentance.
2. A hung Italian, like Rocco Siffreddi.
(Not hanged - see Benito Mussolini)
3. A complete and utter dipshit.
2. A hung Italian, like Rocco Siffreddi.
(Not hanged - see Benito Mussolini)
3. A complete and utter dipshit.
1. “Dahhling, shall we attend the Met tonight? Luciano Pornvarotti is singing the title role in Dong Giovanni.”
2. Yo, Frankee I wuz drainin’ my jimmy dean ovah in the pishadoo when James Gandolfini stands next me an sez HOW YOO DOOIN whipps his SUASSIDGE out an pisht like a guoddamm racehuose. Guy’s a regluh Dong Giovanni.
3. Carthage McFartface should be in prison for ten life sentences for being such a Dong Giovanni.
2. Yo, Frankee I wuz drainin’ my jimmy dean ovah in the pishadoo when James Gandolfini stands next me an sez HOW YOO DOOIN whipps his SUASSIDGE out an pisht like a guoddamm racehuose. Guy’s a regluh Dong Giovanni.
3. Carthage McFartface should be in prison for ten life sentences for being such a Dong Giovanni.
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At least, people find you funny.
Like they say in Genoa, "mêgio che ninte" ("better that nothing")
Plus, the saint that carries your name was a fucking sin - washer badass.
At least, people find you funny.
Like they say in Genoa, "mêgio che ninte" ("better that nothing")
Plus, the saint that carries your name was a fucking sin - washer badass.
"Oh, fuck! I sinned! Now I'll burn in fucking hell for eternity. How can I get out of this shitty mess?"
"Quick man, go to Giovanni Battista. He'll splash away your crimes!"
"Quick man, go to Giovanni Battista. He'll splash away your crimes!"
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