Giraffe With a Bayonet In It's Ballsack

The description of a really disgusting bagel.

Eww ZOMGWTFBBQ this bagel tastes like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack!

Dude, look at his bagel, looks like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack.

by BR D3M0N April 9, 2009

baby giraffe syndrome

1) a ficticious man-made attempt at an ego boost.

2) the moment of: "a momentary loss of leg control due to strenuous activity."

Dude 1: "So I was totally banging this chick, and afterwards she asked for more water. So I made her get out of bed to grab some. And, she totally fell over, had no control of her legs..."

Dude 2: "Dude, she has baby giraffe syndrome.

Dude 3: "Dude, I know, it was awesome..."

by Mikey Pow Pow April 14, 2010

fuck the giraffe

Discovering Karma's a bitch.

Man, so it came back and bit you in the ass, well, sometimes you fuck the giraffe, sometimes the giraffe fucks you.

by yiffingpersonals May 24, 2009

giraffe hugger

When a girl tightly wraps her lips around a mans penis

Oooh, she's a good giraffe hugger

by senderatuarus March 19, 2014

Giraffe

A fictional creature created by the government to spread there lies!!!

GIRAFFES ARE FAKE DONT BELIVE THE LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Tomotc June 13, 2020

Giraffe

A position during sex, it roughly describes a very tall person about 7'3 bobbing their neck up and down repeatedly during sex while also doing a cartwheel all over the bed. Giraffe is a daring position, I do not recommend it for anyone who wants to keep their penis after sex

"Holy fuck that Giraffe last night took my dick clean off"

by Michelle Obama99 November 6, 2022

harrassing the giraffe

the act of masturbating, jerking it, stroking it, beating your meat, fucking the shit out of your dick with your hand.

Nate, were you just harrassing the giraffe? you smell like balls.

by stfuwtsx3 January 8, 2010