by c8eflatwhite January 16, 2024

L G M F B
Tommy C. - Yo Dawg, what time is it fool ?
Cheech M. - It's 15 past 4 - Man.
Tommy C. - NO WAY ! L G M F B ! (Lets Get Mother Fucking Baked)
Cheech M. - It's 15 past 4 - Man.
Tommy C. - NO WAY ! L G M F B ! (Lets Get Mother Fucking Baked)
by @AllUnbelievableShits January 11, 2025

by Thiccnibba123 June 15, 2018

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"
Person 2:
"No?"
Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."
Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"
Person 2:
"No?"
Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."
Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

when someone says something that really gets you there and you cant say anything back to defend yourself
by marlknight March 11, 2018

And neither are parents or women or Christians. You don't have the right to do this to me and I'm going to kill your kids if I don't get paid and the people orchestrating this aren't punished. I'm not letting you waste 10 years of my life and I don't have to do anything other than what I'm doing right now to MAKE you do it. Kendra McKeefry and Noah Kroll now need to sign an affidavit with a full admission of guilt. One for fucking that retard and the other for harassment and reading my emails. Randall James Bowker (Who showed up at the Kwik Trip after I posted his full name HERE where ever HERE is) must now sign an affidavit confirming that what his explicit knowledge that what is happening to me now is the same thing they started in 2008 while wr worked together at Wendy's and that it began not after I ✌️✊️✌️✊️threatened✌️✊️✌️✊️ his kid but after Jeremy Horn began working there. Both conditions need to be met.
Hym "You're not getting an apology you fucking cripple. I'm not the one being unreasonable here and the second I decide to be unreasonable someone loses their kid forever. I'm the one who has an infection eating away at his brain. You need to hurry the fuck up and stop trying to make whatever point you're trying to me. It isn't ever going to matter to me. I am not going to share your values. Ever. So fuck you Elon. You're a fucking cripple. Fuck Noah. Also a cripple. Fuck Randy. If you rape his daughter I will surrender immediately. And fuck the rest of you."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

Person 1: Someone just sent me hentai on my school issued laptop. Now I don't have a laptop for the rest of the year
person 2: get fucking rolled
person 2: get fucking rolled
by ProfessionalBozo March 6, 2022
