Gemini

The crackhead of the zodiac signs

Some guy: damn he's fucking crazy

Other guy: he's a Gemini

Some guy: oh makes sense

by Bigolcrackhead July 9, 2019

Germanophilia

Sexually excited by Germany, Germans, or German Culture.

Team fortress 2 players who obsess over the Medic are normally accused of having Germanophilia.

by Karin-the-Firebug September 15, 2010

GEMINI

Zodiac signs that are hardest to understand and in one word- UNPREDICTABLE
they may be the sweetest or the most deadliest person you meet..no in between...

They are considered the best sign of the zodiac!

GEMINI person: lets take our enemy to the garden and play with him on the swings then we will go from behind him and stab him and kill him then we will bury him with nice nice flowers .. rose flowers lily flowers sunflower flowers...then we will burn all those flowers to ashes and spit on his grave!!*winks*
other person: WHOA u r such a GEMINI

by M. RIDDLE January 9, 2019

German armpits

Contrary to popular belief, the wide majority of German women DOES shave under their armpits.

"Oh, look at her German armpits!" - "They're not German. They're French."

by minionofher July 29, 2008

German Knuckle Cake

Fisting with a vengance. Giving the anal blitzkrieg.

Chris loves to get a German Knuckle Cake for his birthday!

by Big_Daddy_Shame_Train April 19, 2006

germanish

A pretend language comprised of poorly pronounced or spelt German by a native English speaker. The word can be either thought of as partly german (hense the -ish) or a mixture between German and English (German-English with "engl" removed). Common attempted german words include sehr, grob (instead of groß) and anything you might expect to have learnt in a year at school.

Person1: Ish bin sehr grob. Mein kat izt grob. Ich kan nisht spreken doitsh...
Person2: That's not german, thats germanish.

by teemee123 May 27, 2015

german turtle

To engage in a long term relationship with someone while never intending to propose, despite the other partners obvious desire for marriage.

I know she wants to get married someday, but I am totally going to German Turtle her.

by Dangeroo December 2, 2015