Geoff

A ginger; often attracted to orange or, to a lesser extent, red.
Shouldn't go out in the sun for too long.

You look terrible in Geoff.

by Kittykatra February 5, 2010

geoff

a guy that is known to have repeated sexual with women that commonly exceed his own personal weight. The girls, frequently mistaken for gorillas, geoff's victims can be found near all food sources.

guy1:Dude, did you just see how fat that bitch was?

guy2:holy shit, only geoff would hit that!

guy1:yea, prolly.

by boss hog2 March 2, 2010

geoff

Another word for "this guy". Usually looks like a bear and has a beard that can be used for a cat scratch post. Hair like Flock of Seagulls in the morning. DAYUUUUMMMM

Wow, you look like a sex zombie/bear. On second throught, you look just like a geoff.

by NarcoStripper January 30, 2008

geoffrey

This creature has black and ginger hair and resembles a hamster.
Yeah he's quite long in the upwards direction.

Oh look at that geoffrey!

by Smurf LOL January 15, 2008

geoff

To cock-block someone even when you have no chance of hitting that yourself.

Also a noun: "geoff," someone who geoffs someone else.

I was just about to go upstairs with the supermodel when he swept in and geoffed me.

He is such a geoff; I was going to tap that and then he cock-blocked me.

by RickSlick69 December 17, 2010

Geoff Off

When one gets upset at almost anything. Being a dickwad.

Did he just Geoff Off over that.

by Maladjusted the June 10, 2013

geoff caped

Rhyming slang for "raped"

Shit man, did you hear about Sharon getting Geoff Caped on her way home the other day, bad shit

If you don't shut up, ya gonna get Geoff Caped

You go out wearing that short skirt ya definately gonna get Geoff Caped.

by Copper Knob December 15, 2008