Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.

Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.

by MrDeeny May 23, 2023

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Gel head Alan

When Gel head Alan picks up Baldy Ross-ter. He also has feelings for Gel Head Mark

Gel Head Alan has arrived in his Nissan Duke

by Rhysy lost hair hitler November 16, 2020

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Ny-Gel

A “Rokkstar” artist in the new era of music. Meaning Black Champion, Confident, Pure hearted, Loving, Funny, Energetic, Having Knowledge, Colorful, and Original.

Today I listened to Ny-Gel’s new album and it made my day so much better.

by Alexia Uman June 16, 2020

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A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.

Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style

by anonymous May 1, 2023

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