gabe

A guy that isnt accepted by guys so he hangs out with chicks just as friends.

Dude look at that fool he is a gabe

by Zach Attack115 December 04, 2006

gabe

A unitard wearing child molestor who looks vaguely chimplike and is obsessed with fruit and small fur bearing mammals.

That gabe was over here eating a banana while learing at my kid and stroking a frightened looking squirrel.

by Nunya Binez February 04, 2009

Gabing

(gay-bing)-v- To make a lie so retarded that everyone looks at you like your an asshole.

Synonym(s): Impulsive Lier

-Guy 1: Dude I totally have a falcon that kills anyone from the government that is out to get me because I'm a part of an organization called FBI I'm the president of it because i made it.
-Guy 2: Uh dude...stop gabing me. We all know thats not true

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-Guy 1: Dude I have cancer. But I have hair that I can glue to my head. AND IT GROWS WITH MY HAIR!
-Guy 2: Wow thats not cool. Stop gabing me you retard.

~Next Day~

-Guy 1: Oh the cancer thing is all over with because I made a cure and I used it. But it was only enough for myself and the ceiling collasped on my head so i forgot how to do it.
-Guy 2: *Walks away shaking his head* Fucking asshole.

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-Nerd 1: Insert popular girl's name here totally blew me last night.

-Nerd 2: Yeah right. Stop gabing me.

by ifailepicly December 13, 2010

Gabe

I fag that gets no pussy

I hate that guy hes such a gabe

by Me1269 March 08, 2017

gabe

the name used for mind-bogglingly ugly people

Duke is so gabe, holy shit.

by LOL!@ September 14, 2006

Gabe

Anyone who plays cards, trading cards, or anything to with cards,excessively and who fried his brain with lsd.

Man I met a real gabe last night.

by J. Tellez December 23, 2005

Gabe

An asshole who likes to lead people on and lie. Someone with the name Gabe is untrustworthy, especially in a relationship. Gabe is a ladie's man and doesn't have any boundaries when it comes to relationships. Watch out for Gabe because he will build up expectations and make promises only to break them by fucking flying to Indiana to cheat on you. One with the name Gabe also spends hours playing video games, getting high, and making no life plans. Gabe is a real douche

If I had any regrets in life, it would definitely be my relationship with that asshole named Gabe

by Bigfatrealitycheck July 17, 2019