blind guardian

amazingly good power metal band. sound like a mix between medieval music and iron maiden. are influenced by the J.R.R. Tolkien.

the soulforged is god.

by psychoman364 November 1, 2003

Guardian of Freedom

A simultaneous fisting of the vagina and asshole, preferably with crossed wrists. For those who really like freedom, swipe the hands outward upon exiting this painfully awesome position.

She looks like she's limping pretty bad, what happened?

I gave her the Guardian of Freedom last night. Things will never be the same.

by Guardian of Freedom October 9, 2011

Color guard

When you say, "It's not a drop, it's a floor catch!"

Girl 1: Hey, I think I wanna do color guard next year.
Girl 2: Fo shizzle mah nigga.

by soulfaithful January 10, 2009

Guap

A ton of MONEY $$$$$$

He's got a lot of guap

by Fjdjdhdh June 22, 2019

guaransheed

Certain, inevitable, destined to occur. Primarily used to denote that said action will be done with maximal gangsta steeze. Popularized by noted baller Rasheed Wallace.

"Yo, we gon' win on sunday. It's guaransheed."

by The Feight Train June 13, 2008

guapito

Diminutive of the Spanish word, guapo. "Cutie."

"What are you up to, guapito?"

by Leannan May 8, 2009

Caught off Guard

When something happens when somone is not expecting it...

... Also a kickass punk band www.caughtoffguard.co.uk

"I just got punched in the face... I was Caught off Guard!"

"Caught off Guard rock!"

by ABC April 22, 2004