grease the peach

Female erection, when a woman is aroused, well lubricated because of sexual arousal. Equivalent of a male erection.

He started to kiss my neck, but nothing; couldn’t even grease the peach!

by Sambiase March 10, 2023

grease monkey

An automotive mechanic.

The word can be derisive or affectionate.

My brother in law is a grease monkey. He repairs Fords, so he always has plenty of work.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Grease Monkey

A person who works on cars a lot is called a grease monkey because your hands get full of grease. Never thought it was racist because the only people I ever knew called that were white, so I didn't make the connection people make with Monkey being a slur against brown people. Also didn't think it was a put down on blue collar workers (of any race) because those were the only people I knew. It was just descriptive. It could have situational racial or economic negative connotations. Example: some wealthy person tries to put down any person working on their car by calling them a Grease Monkey in a derogatory way...most mechanics take pride in their work and themselves, so that would be confusing, and really only prove the rich guy was a pompous ass who doesn't know how to fix his own car.

My Dad and his brothers were grease monkeys, so I learned how to fix my own car.

by Keeping it Wheel June 4, 2018

Grease Police

A term used for an unattractive girl with oily skin

Me: Yo, did you see Steven dancing with the Grease Police last night?

Friend: No, I was so drunk I had no idea.

by shortyalert November 24, 2010

Grease Bubbles

Extremely wet sounding flatulence. Makes a gurgle sound upon release. May, but not always, be accompanied by some fecal release.

Oh broooohh I am so hung over. I just shat myself. Got the grease bubbles today.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Greased Eagle

A fart that is expelled while one is lying down on one's back with legs in the air and spread open (spread eagle), accompanied by a fine mist of watery fecal matter.

While she was blowing me on my bed, I pulled back my legs and let a greased eagle fly.

by Aloysius Von Fartspray June 15, 2011

Grease BB

When your asshole is so tight that even a greased up BB can't fit up your ass.

He missed the easy shot because he had a common case of Grease BB.
That guy had Grease BB on the pitching mound because he couldn't throw a strike.
I had Grease BB giving my speech in front of my class today.

by Bobowetneck November 5, 2013