goobing

verb: the action a goober partakes in; to be foolish or silly in an endearing way.

That puppy was goobing hard last night, he was very hyper and was rolling around on the floor and making funny faces!

by t0x1c w4st3 November 22, 2022

Goobs

an individual who is a complete and utter weirdo, background character, loser, NPC.

Did you hear that Ben took his ex back after she cheated? what a goobs!

by 2UBCStudents February 21, 2023

Goobed

The feeling of being simultaneously slighted, bewildered, and filled with a strange cosmic ennui that one experiences after watching the 2009 Canadian comedy/drama/fantasy film Gooby, or a similar feeling imparted by a similarly bad movie.

Man, that movie I watched last night was so weird, I was totally Goobed

by stefanomcsmorin June 2, 2025

Goob

A word that can describe someone who has failed college algebra 6 times. This is something that is not possible and has been achieved by a few people.

"Holy shit he just pulled a goob."
"They just hit the south tower..."

by Not Edwin Guzman April 20, 2023

Goobing

To goob or goobing is when a person laughs or giggles, followed by a large amount of excrement to exit the body, usually in the form of a sneeze or cough for nasal mucus, but can also be flatulence, or blood.

You almost goobed. They are goobing. This guy just goobed everywhere. It was so funny when she goobed.

by miss_greeny October 21, 2025

goob time

A person who sets a time or date for an event but does not make it on time for said event

We waited an extra 30 minutes to order at the restraunt because Riley was running on Goob Time.

by Liar22 January 14, 2020

Goob

When the food is good but your mouth is too full to correctly pronounce good

This is goob. Very goob.

by Sydbey January 24, 2017