Meaty Gonzalez

This is both the name of an act and a drink. To give someone a Meaty Gonzalez, you have to physically beat the recipient until they start coughing up blood. At that point, you place a high powered vacuum hose into their throat and suck the contents into a drinking glass. This is then given to the recipient as a drink, and they must drink the entire contents.

Tony made me very angry last night, so I gave him a meaty gonzalez.

by Captain Cid January 31, 2025

stevie gonzalez

A spanish hero who slayed the Churriguera. One who can eat 20 hot flaming mexicano tacos in one sitting. A powerful person with mexican ideals.

Woah look at that stevie gonzalez go, he's faster than speedy.

by Vk-izzle October 24, 2009

ivan gonzalez

bitch ass nigga with a amazing hoe side kick.

Me: Bae you is naughty
bae: you is a trash ass n*** fr
me: aite i see whats up.
bae: Ivan gonzalez is sectrely my homie,

by PizzaBoiAyyLMao August 17, 2017

James Arango Gonzalez

a sexy tint person

hi james arango gonzalez

by peniswenis07 April 17, 2022

Aidan Gonzalez

NA#1 malder
skinnier then a stick, eats less then one too.
if you want a keyboard warrior just @ him in general
femboy enthusiast

dude 1: Yo have you meet Aidan Gonzalez
dude 2: Yeah I @ him in general and he called me a slur.

by pues no se September 9, 2023

Randy Gonzalez

The sexual act of rubbing one's festering, semen- covered feces around the lips of a partner, then giving them a smooch

"Sex last night was craaaazy! Timothy gave me a randy gonzalez, and i've never been wetter!"

by Jag Rew February 11, 2019

Joseph gonzalez

one of the best people you can ever meet if you do him wrong then you fucked up

Joseph Gonzalez knows how you did it he will definitely seek revenge

by ha ha ja ja July 12, 2022