This weekend I will be goddessing with my friends doing chakra dancing, facials, walks on the beach, smelling roses and drinking wine.
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I've owned a guinea pig for a couple years now. Her name is Fluffy, and I'm pretty sure she flirts with me.
After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it's time to stop playing games and let's do this if we're gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I'm taking her out on a date this Friday.
Look, I know people are going to judge when they see me walking around town with a gorgeous guinea pig in my arms, but whatever. They're just jealous haters who don't understand the bond one can feel with a different species.
There will be obstacles to overcome in this relationship, but there are challenges in every relationship. It's all about compromise. I'm trying to teach Fluffy to stop pooping on herself, and she's teaching me how to drink water from an upside-down bottle.
I implore all people to read Wet Goddess before they pursue an inter-species relationship.
I've owned a guinea pig for a couple years now. Her name is Fluffy, and I'm pretty sure she flirts with me.
After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it's time to stop playing games and let's do this if we're gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I'm taking her out on a date this Friday.
Look, I know people are going to judge when they see me walking around town with a gorgeous guinea pig in my arms, but whatever. They're just jealous haters who don't understand the bond one can feel with a different species.
There will be obstacles to overcome in this relationship, but there are challenges in every relationship. It's all about compromise. I'm trying to teach Fluffy to stop pooping on herself, and she's teaching me how to drink water from an upside-down bottle.
I implore all people to read Wet Goddess before they pursue an inter-species relationship.
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by IloveTHEultimatesexgoddess April 11, 2017
Get the ultimate sex goddess mug.Refers to use of the left hand while masterbating. Most males predominately use their right hand to "beat the bishop", hence the term "religious right". The earliest known example of this "switch-hit" is found in Bible chapter favorite Dudeurontome.
"Man, I'm tired of getting jerked-off by the religious right!"
"Then use your godless left and stop whining."
"Then use your godless left and stop whining."
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