Friendship

A method of castrating men without using sharp objects.

From David DeAngelo's article:

She looked at him with compassion in her eyes
and said "Thank you... I really mean that... but
I don't want to mess up our friendship... you're
too important to me...".

by Killing Kittens March 31, 2005

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Means that there is no way in hell that they'd even think about going out with you.

Of cour Iyou're an amazing person and I'm really flattered that you've considered asking me out, but...I don't want to ruin our friendship.

by Carolwashy July 11, 2004

High Five For Friendship

A posh way of breaking up with ones significant other, or a way to let someone know that you don't want to be involved. Involves giving them a high five and inquiring "High Five for Friendship?"

1) Amy, i don't know if this is working out. How about a high five for friendship?

2)Lauren: So what happened? What's wrong?
Amy: He gave me a high five for friendship!!

by crapface October 19, 2003

friendship divorce

A clean break and end to a friendship, much like a divorce or seperation, but between platonic friends.

He was being an asshole, so I had to friendship divorce him.

by madamemma May 30, 2006

Friendship Condom

A backup, safety friend. Usually only contacted when the initial sources of entertainment are MIA.

Omar was nowhere to be found, so we looked for our friendship condom, Chad.

by SmoothxT September 12, 2009

Friendsourcing

(v) To ask a friend (a trusted source) to source information or people.

You should try friendsourcing your next web designer.

Friendsourcing leverages your trusted network to help you find your next marketing talent.

by friendsourcing October 1, 2009

Friendship Cap

When opening a beer, you give the cap as a gift to one of your friends and say "friendship cap".

After opening a beer, I gave Danielle a friendship cap

by emb01746 July 15, 2010