empty fortune cookie

used as a descriptor
Adj;
1) impotent
2) a failure at life

You still haven't contributed to society? You are one empty fortune cookie.

Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.

by Manfred Big January 12, 2011

I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe

something that defines humanity

I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.

by ch4rg3 May 6, 2020

Fortuneering

The art or process of making wise, strategic decisions that lead to favourable or fortunate outcomes.

I'm fortuneering my fate.

by H.Wicks April 18, 2025

a small fortune

a large amount of money.

"that dusty old painting on the wall could be worth a small fortune"

by Arminkshipper August 1, 2024

fortune

a surprisingly high price or amount of money.

"I spent a fortune on drink and drugs"

by Arminkshipper August 1, 2024

Boot Camp Fortune

The small fortune earned by enlisted military members that accrues during the several months of boot camp where the money cannot be spent.

"After I get out of boot camp I'm spending my Boot Camp Fortune on a brand new Dodge Challenger."

by Wavion November 28, 2023

Beverley Fortunes

A narcissistic, self-righteous cunt. Who is blessed with an abundance of looks, charisma & charm. Not easily fazed by others. Highly hilarious & intelligent.

"Look at Beverley Fortunes, she's just amazing"

by Beverley Fortunes December 13, 2017