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The worst forums on the web. Filled with emos with no life who worship Eric Bauman and will spam you if you say anything negitive about eBaumsworld. Also referred to dumbass

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eBaum fanboy: This is the greatest website ever!

User: Its a good website but I like Newgrounds more.

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Admin: Thats a good lacky.
(Admin bans you peminently for no reason whatsoever.)

by Ezgamer July 31, 2008

Formula 1

The pinnacle of motor sport racing. It started in 1950 with the first ever championship race. You are an idiot if you do not watch it, as it takes place all over the world. Most Americans do not like the sport for they are ignorant idiots who watch NASCAR, which sucks.

Guy A: Who do you think is going to win the Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix?
Guy B: Alonso and Renault

by Deathrider April 19, 2006

The Man Formula

The universally accepted method of objectively rating a woman's attractiveness. It was first realized in the summer of 2010 and has now become almost a household term.

The equation has three variables: U, L, and F, representing Upper body, Lower body, and Face respectively. Each variable is given a value from 0 to 10 judging on the attractive features of the woman in question.

The equation for determining a woman's rating of visual attractiveness (or RVA) is

RVA = ULsin(9F)

This formula works for any woman (try it!)

Damn dude, you see that girl? What do you think?

Hell naw, you see that face? That's a 0 on the Man Formula for sure. Don't mess with that.

by TeaCake55 May 4, 2011

Krabby Patty Formula

From SpongeBob SquarePants the Krabby Patty Formula is Cocaine which is why all of fish of Bikini Bottom are hooked on Krabby Patties

Plankton: I'll get that Krabby Patty Formula one day Krabs!

by Nobodycaresaboutmyname1543 August 2, 2019

Formspring

The new internet hate machine, were pussies make accounts with the intention of getting random love from their friends and random nerds who they think want to bone them. In all actually, its just a place for pussies to get trolled, hated and spammed on by their "friends" mostly facebook "friends". Creating a formspring allows the pussy to feel like his or her life matters to other people, when in most cases we're just happy he or she made it so we can make fun of their unibrow or tell everyone they have a small penis. Lastly pussies love to complain about people making anonymous hate comments, you made it you have to deal with the hate bitch.

Below are some people who make formspring accounts:

Your ex boyfriend, his new girlfriend, your little brother, whores at your school, wanna be cool kids, girls who don't get out too much.

by tehenforcer July 15, 2010

empirical Formula

empirical Formula is a hip hop chemistry term used by the real bad boys of chemistry. It is a formula that shows the simplest ratio of the compound or formula in question. empirical Formula has been used by such bad boys such as Alec Baldwin and jane Seymour-Butts to strip down a formula better than slim fast.

Miss Kelvin: "The empirical formula is very important to chemistry, life and your happiness."
Jennings: "Yes miss, indeed one needs the empirical formula to just last a day in the ghetto"

by Jeffrey Douglas September 8, 2006

Formula 401

American for Sperm. A quote made be Stephen T. Colbert on May 11, 2010 at around 11:45 p.m. This was made on the account that Australians are trying to import American sperm because they are running out due to newly enacted laws.

Stephen T. Colbert's Formula 401: American for Sperm.

by GetUDrunkOffMyLadyHumps May 11, 2010