meat flute

Meat flute meaning penis from the scandinavian term 'playing the meat flute'

"Are you playing the meat flute under that blanket?"

by Chris Allen May 4, 2005

smelly flute

a vagina that smells like body oder

Lizzy has a smelly flute.
Smelly flutes make me sad.

by MaarK~ December 21, 2005

flesh flute

a penis. also it's spoken meaning "fresh fruit", especially when pronounced by a FOB.

I've got some flesh flutes at grocery yesterday.

by rodorigues October 29, 2006

skin flute

a skin flute is the most popular instrument played in san francisco the real san francisco treat

i was in san francisco the other day when i heard this guy ask another guy if he wanted to join his band he replied sure when first guy says all you gotta do is audition by blowin a few notes on my skin flute

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009

fluke

A coincidence, luck

it was a sheer fluke that horse came in at all!

by jester May 1, 2003

flute

One of the best instruments to ever be played. The people that hate it either listened to some half-assed idiot's attempt at music or are jealous because they know they'll never be cool enough to play it. Can be played solo, in a band or orchestra, small ensemble, or even a rock band such as Jethro Tull. It is a dificult instument that requires many hours of practice but it's all worth it cause when you're good, you're damn good.

Females AND males can play it. And yes, straight males. Some of the best floutists are STRAIGHT males.

So stop hatin on us, 'cause you're just jealous. At least we're not obnoxious like damn trumpeteers.

Yeah, I play the flute. 'Cause I'm awesome unlike you.

by TheDoorMouse February 10, 2010

Flute

the highest instrument in the band excluding the piccollo and the section that requires the least amount of instruction or watching ovr from the band director (this includes for learning visual drills when marching) so basically the only thing that keeps our band directors from commiting suicide.
contrary to popular belief flutes are not airheads also generally the most well behaved and mature section

BAND DIRECTOR(BD)-ok low brass play thru it again and trumpets shut up!(half the class later its rdy to b put w/ the melody)
BD-flutes lemme hear ur part (play it once awesomely)
BD-good now lets put it all together

BD-(while setting drill) ok everyone but u four sit down for a min(u four is a few flutes) i wanna put in this visual and since u guys r the smartest well try it w/ u first
TRUMPETS AND BRASS SHUT IT

by TeeTizzle December 10, 2009