Floating Lotus

A selfie taken by one with a vagina, set in a bathtub or body of water.

Also possibly a yoga pose while nude, in the water.

A friend made up the phrase innocently, and this is precisely where my mind went.

Send me a picture of you in your granny panties doing downward dog or floating lotus.

by #yeggirl August 14, 2019

floating clothes

When someone is so dark that it looks like floating clothes. Racial slur particularly used towards african americans

Dam jerry its so dark out here.

I know man you see that set of floating clothes over there.

by tmeza76 September 13, 2015

float pussy

When you pour rootbeer into a girl's pussy then proceed to cum inside of it.

Bro if she won't let you get that float pussy she doesn't truly love you!

by Wagdog007 December 4, 2019

floated a steamer

When a dog takes a dump in the yard and it is cold.

Hey bro, my 150 lb Mastiff just floated a steamer on your front lawn. Be warned.

by techfrog January 16, 2011

Floating Superman

Where your sex partner (female) lays missionary off the side of the bed while you (male) penetrate her and thrust while being off the ground being on her pushing with your fit on the wall.

Dude did you bang Hailey last night?
Yeah I gave her the Floating Superman
Damn dude she must be sore as fuck.

by That navy boii April 15, 2020

floating in space

Basically means someone’s dead

**in a scouse accent** “Me nan’s floating in space.”

by hanayamasmissingnipples_1743 May 16, 2021

Float this bitch

To drive extremely fast, to arrive at a destination quicker than quoted

I Will float this bitch from Biloxi to Memphis

by Ra1nstorm August 30, 2022